Sunday, May 18, 2014

(Joke) what will you do if you are these guy

U dey watch ball for viewing centre.
Chelsea vs man u... 1 guy just enta seat
next to u.
D guy: Bros how fa na match them dey
play?
You: Yes na sheybi na im u dy watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: na im be dat na. Chelsea vs man u.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am na na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half
abi second half?
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half na
c am na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg weitin be
scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. Sheybi na im
we dy watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum
get zero?
Weitin u go do?

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Monday, May 12, 2014

Jonathan off to Congo for consultations on regional security

President Goodluck Jonathan left Abuja, Monday afternoon, for Oyo, in the Republic of Congo, to consult with his Congolese counterpart, President Denis Sassou Nguesso, on the current security situation in West and Central Africa ahead of the meeting of the African Union’s Peace and Security Council, which opens in the Congolese town on Wednesday.

President Jonathan, who was accompanied by some of his principal aides and advisers will return to Abuja Tuesday morning.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

WapTV’s Kookoorookoo Morning Show Gets Viral

 Wale Adenuga Productions-owned Cable TV Channel, wapTV has already blazed the trail by becoming Nigeria’s first TV Channel where Pidgin English is spoken 24 hours a day thereby making it accessible and interactive with the over 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria as well as to millions of viewers in several other African countries. WapTV’s Kookoorookoo Morning Show, which airs from 7:00am to 10:00am From Monday to Saturday, features the brilliant wapTV presenters – Sabongari, Veronica, Omonla, Mazi Ukpaka and many others as they review the morning’s newspapers, interview guests, interact with viewers via phonecalls and social media, discuss a wide range of topics, present weather report and conduct a Vox Pop segment. But in addition to these elements, wapTV has also introduced additional entertaining skits and segments which make this Kookoorookoo Morning Show stand out from other morning shows across Africa.

The highly comedic skits and segments in wapTV’s Kookoorookoo Morning Show include Akpan and Odumma, People’s Court, Okafor(the international steward), sharp-sharp, Cartoon of the Day, Bingo, Joke of the Day, Omonla, Horoscope, Papa Ajasco & Company Skit, humourous quotes, Nnenna & Friends, Magana Magana and weather forecast etc.. As a testament of the channel’s ingenious content which has generated mass appeal and popularity among viewers and advertisers, wapTV was awarded “Cable TV Channel of The Year” at the 2013 edition of the esteemed Nigerian Broadcasters Merit Award (NBMA)..................!