Miley Cyrus
recently attended a party dressed in long pants (like a man would wear!)
and instead of a blouse or slip or proper brassiere? Ice cream
cone-shaped pasties. It feels weird actually typing out a sentence so
obvious, but there it is. Anyway, according to Us Weekly, Cyrus
wore these aforementioned ice cream cone-shaped pasties "to Alexander
Wang's New York Fashion Week afterparty." Don't believe me, ask the
dishes:
As someone who attended cotillion in middle school, I can confirm that
Miley Cyrus was NOT wearing proper attire for a nighttime social event
in this situation. Also, I am not sure if you guys know this or not, but
at one point Miley Cyrus was a child star! What on earth has
become of this sweet girl? What a terrible state of affairs our cursed
world has fallen into! What a dark abyss of despair and shame. Are we
all living a bizarro version of a Belinda Carlisle song – Is Heck a
place on Earth? No, Heck is an Alexander Wang New York Fashion Week
afterparty. Well, we had a good run. Goodbye, everybody. Everything is
over. Miley Cyrus, please turn off the lights on your way out. We'll
just sit here in the dark with a lot of thinking to do. [Us Weekly]
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