Monday, September 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus Wore Pasties to a Party Instead of a Proper Brassiere

Miley Cyrus recently attended a party dressed in long pants (like a man would wear!) and instead of a blouse or slip or proper brassiere? Ice cream cone-shaped pasties. It feels weird actually typing out a sentence so obvious, but there it is. Anyway, according to Us Weekly, Cyrus wore these aforementioned ice cream cone-shaped pasties "to Alexander Wang's New York Fashion Week afterparty." Don't believe me, ask the dishes:

As someone who attended cotillion in middle school, I can confirm that Miley  Cyrus was NOT wearing proper attire for a nighttime social event in this situation. Also, I am not sure if you guys know this or not, but at one point Miley Cyrus was a child star! What on earth has become of this sweet girl? What a terrible state of affairs our cursed world has fallen into! What a dark abyss of despair and shame. Are we all living a bizarro version of a Belinda Carlisle song – Is Heck a place on Earth? No, Heck is an Alexander Wang New York Fashion Week afterparty. Well, we had a good run. Goodbye, everybody. Everything is over. Miley Cyrus, please turn off the lights on your way out. We'll just sit here in the dark with a lot of thinking to do.  [Us Weekly]

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